Here are some good ones for you...
Me: Girls do you want a taco or a burrito?
C: I want a taco. But I don't want any leaves on it.
A: I want leaves on mine though.
Me: laughing
In case you are wondering leaves = lettuce :)
C: You are a stinky poo poo head
A: No! You are a foofy poo poo head.
Who knew that a foofy poo poo was worse than a stinky poo poo head??
A:Mommy I am sick.
Me:I am sorry honey, come cuddle with mommy.
A: Do you know why I am sick?
Me: You caught a cold.
A: Nope. Grandma didn't brush my teeth last night and the germies made me sick.
Me: I don't think that's why you got sick but that's good reasoning.
You totally got ratted out grandma :)
Me: Girls do you want a taco or a burrito?
C: I want a taco. But I don't want any leaves on it.
A: I want leaves on mine though.
Me: laughing
In case you are wondering leaves = lettuce :)
C: You are a stinky poo poo head
A: No! You are a foofy poo poo head.
Who knew that a foofy poo poo was worse than a stinky poo poo head??
A:Mommy I am sick.
Me:I am sorry honey, come cuddle with mommy.
A: Do you know why I am sick?
Me: You caught a cold.
A: Nope. Grandma didn't brush my teeth last night and the germies made me sick.
Me: I don't think that's why you got sick but that's good reasoning.
You totally got ratted out grandma :)
I like the last one, so funny.
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Oh those are too funny!!!The last one is simply hysterical.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! My girls call lettuce - salad. So the want hamburgers with salad which totally confuses the waiter : )
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