Wordful Wednesday

*Wordful Wednesday is for those of us that like to showcase a photo(s) but that just can't seem keep our mouths shut about it(them).

Walkie talkies are so much fun.
Specially in your underpants.
And your Michael Jackson-esque glove.

10-4 ole buddy.
Over and out.

For more amazing WW head on over to Angie's Circus.

Sorry

I just want to apologize to all the patrons at Target last night that were stopped in their tracks by my children while they sang and danced their way through the store.
They were many of you that were actually sought out and were sang directly too.
For that I am very sorry.
I thank you for your kind words even though I know you desperately just wanted be done with your shopping and home to your cozy PJ's.
You would think these girls were auditioning for a
Broadway Musical in Target.
Laurie Berkner's 'Gold Fish' and 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' were the songs of choice.
Again thanks for your patience as you you tried to maneuver your shopping cart around my girls without running them over.

Over Achiever

Apparently you don't wanna be a class leader on the same day as one of my girls.
You will be put to shame in your patriotism.
I mean look at how much higher my kids flag is.
And look how proud she is.
Total Over Achiever.
If anyone knows who to call so my kid can audition to hold the flag for say the Superbowl...let me know.
I'm just saying.


Disclaimer: Olivia is a rock star flag holder as well.
If Olivia's mom is reading this I will totally pass along the audition information.

Funny Ph(F)rases Friday

Sorry I haven't been around much lately.
Apparently I am failing at multitasking...
Christmas is all I can handle at this point.


More entertaining conversations from my girls...

Charlotte: I don't like your Chicken cassehole Momma.
Me: You don't? Why not?
Charlotte: It's yucky, don't make it anymore. Ok?
Me: I will make note of that honey thanks.


Addison: Mommy your car is dirty. I think you need to get a new one.
Me: I wish it worked like that baby.


Charlotte: I am not gonna be your friend anymore sister. You peed on my blankie.
Addison: (crying) I didn't.
Charlotte: Yes you did, when you was sleeping.
Addison: (still crying) well then I am not gonna be your friend.
Me: Everyone is friends here. It was an accident.

To explain, somehow Charlotte's blankie ended up under Addison when she had an accident during the night. This was extremely traumatizing for Charlotte. Addison was heavily reminded of her mishap. But at least they are still friends :)