Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Not My Kid

My kid totally did not stand there looking right at me
while crying that she did NOT have to pee even though I knew she did
and was trying to make her and then pee in her pants 1 minute later.
Nope not my kid.

My kid did not fill her bib up with more lunch than she consumed
and then take off that same bib
and throw it across the room sending ALL the said lunch flying everywhere.
Nope not my kid.

My kid also was not playing in the sprinklers in the front yard
and drop her bathing suit bottoms and poop in the grass
for ALL the neighbors to see.
Nope not my kid.

My kid did not take one single bite out of every apple in the fruit bowl.
Leaving me 6 apples only suitable for her now.
Nope not my kid.

My kid did bring in her bug catcher FILLED with rolly polly's
and leave it under the dining room table open.
Nope not my kid.

My kid did not squirt water from the backyard hose through
the screen door and all over my kitchen floor.
Nope not my kid.


Unknown said...

Whew. So glad that wasn't your kid.



Casey's trio said...

HA! Love Octamom's comment:) Now, was this all one kid or a combination between the 2?
Pooping on the front lawn for all to see is definitely the kicker!!!

SouthernDogwoods said...

My daughter Abby most certainly did not pee in the backyard yesterday & then poop in her panties either! What is it with these kids!

Laura said...

Oh wow. Heaven help you!

Jocasta said...

If it's your neighbours child I would move! :)

Cookie said...

OMG! I'm so glad it wasn't my kid! I may have to borrow the "not my kid" theme :)

Lyndsey said...

So your're telling me.. it just gets better!

I am LOL!!!

I am so sorry.. but a I just have to laugh.. especially about the pooping in the front yard!

Becky said...

Oh Jenni... this is Charlie... so glad that was not your twin girls cause i know Tone... he so would not be pumped on any of those things !!! LOL

Claremont First Ward said...

I'm glad that wasn't your kid (or a combo of your kids) because after all of that I think I'd have to sit down and have a good cry. :) After I laughed my butt off about the neighbors kid pooping in the yard. he he.

Life Happens said...

Thanks! I needed a good laugh!

Shannon said...

I am glad your kid didn't do all of those things because if she did, her mama would probably be ready to lose her mind. Darn good thing it wasn't your kid:)

Karen said...

I think it was my kid! sounds like a day in our house!

Muthering Heights said...

I'm glad you kid didn't do that you weren't in damage control mode all week! LOL!

Debra said...

Nope that wasn't your kid... that was mine. ;)

Hope you are feeling better now :-)