Thursday, March 26, 2009

Funny Stories

The girls are just full of funny things that make us laugh all day.

Here are some of the highlights...

Scene: Early Morning Just waking up Mommy enters room.

Charlee: Mommy I can't find Addison in the bed
Mommy: It's ok honey she already woke up and is in Mommy's room.
Charlee: Oh good. I couldn't find her anywhere when I looked.
Mommy: laughs

Scene: Panera Restroom Lady in the stall next to us lets out 'gas'

Charlee: Mommy she just tooterbutt! (LOUDLY)
Addison: Ewwww! It stinks! gagging...(Again LOUDLY)
Mommy: OMG!!! (silently)
(as she rushes her kids out of the restroom without even washing their hands)

Scene: Disneyland Standing in line with no where to go

Addison: Mommy that lady has BIIIIIIIG boobies,
Bigger than yours Mommy. (LOUDLY again)
Mommy: Thanks for noticing baby.

And some to melt your hearts

Scene: At Panera again...we like their bagels. Waiting in line

Addison: Mommy am I your favorite?
Mommy: Yes, you and sister are my favorites.
Addison: Can you marry me mommy?
Mommy: Well mommy is already married to daddy.
Addison: Can you not be married to Daddy?
Mommy: No sorry honey. That's how we made our family.
Addison: (thinks for a minutes) Ok

Scene: Mommy standing outside girls bedroom listening in

Addison: I love you sister
Charlotte: I love you too Addison
Addison: I love you all the way to heaven
Charlotte: And back to my heart

Mommy hearts these girls so much.
We tell them that we love them all the way to heaven and back to our hearts.
It melts me to know they feel that way about each other.


SouthernDogwoods said...

Aww! I love the last one the best! I laughed hysterically at the bathroom/gas story! Do they not find the funniest things to say sometimes?!?!?

Life Happens said...

Definitely worthy of a blog post!

Casey's trio said...

Okay...MY heart just melted! So stinkin' cute. Love these stories.

Honey Mommy said...

Don't you love it when your kids are completely honest but not at the most appropriate times?! Too funny!

Jocasta said...

I so hope my girls talk like this when they get bigger.

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

I'm dying over the gassy lady!! lol! We call it "air poopy"....I'm not sure who though that one up. I prefer just to call it a fart.

Funny stories. I love them. I love the last story, too. So sweet!!!

Cookie said...

Awww that is so sweet!
And I completely understand how the kids can unknowlingly say something in public and you be uteerly embarassed. Just think, only about 10 more years and then they'll be embarassed by us! ;)